If you have visited Pokhara, we are sorry, you had to go through such a pathetic time. And if you haven’t, great, and don’t even think about going to this horrible, horrible place. Why? Alright, we will give you eleven reasons.
1. Ugly Landscapes
Look at this ugly view. I mean, who would want to travel all the way to see such an ugly view of a lake with the reflection of some stupid mountains in it. Like seriously!
And in the evening, when the lake looks even uglier. Urgh!
2. Awful Sunsets & Sunrises
Just look at this sunrise. Who would instead of just sleeping, wake up early to see this? Pfft!
Just some white plain mountains, a sun and the same boring sunrise.
And then this sunset behind the lake. B-O-R-I-N-G!!
3. Lame Adventure Sports
Pokhara is also known for the adventure sports it offers for all the adrenaline junkies.
And there are some more as well, such as ultra flight, heli ride, stand up paddle-boarding, para-hawking among others that I definitely don’t give a damn about. Who in the world would instead of finding all of them Pokemons, would be interested in such ‘useless’ adventures? WHO????
4. Dull Hiking
Another ‘useless’ stuff that people say is the best thing to do in Pokhara is hiking. I don’t even understand why would people want to walk a hill just to see such lame scenes.
Seriously, what is wrong with the people? Haven’t they got anything better to do?
Walk the whole goddamn mountain to reach Peace Pagoda? Hmm? Just go and sleep, and it will be peaceful anyway.
5. Boring Lakes
There are like eight lakes in Pokhara and the neighboring municipality, Lekhnath. So what? What do we do with them?
6. Gateway to Dumb Trekking Circuits And Villages
Annapurna Base Camp, Jomsom, Lo Manthang and various of other lame places can be reached from Pokhara. NOT EVEN INTERESTED, DUDE!
And some ‘beautiful’ villages such as Ghandruk, Dhampus and Sikles among others. NO, THANK YOU!
7. Irksome Caves
Mahendra Cave, Bat Cave, Gupteshwor Cave and Kumari Cave are some of most popular tourist destinations in town. Seriously, dude? Who do you think I am? Flintstone? Ain’t nobody going to these dark and creepy dumb caves.
8. Annoying Davis Fall
And then there’s this mundane water fall. Seriously, who has got so much time to go and see this dull fall?
And then some people have so much time that they go inside a cave to watch this tedious fall from back. Pfft!
To make it even worse, there’s this wish pool around . Buhahahaah!
9. Bird Watching For Boring People
With hundreds of species of birds found in and around Pokhara, some people love to go on bird-watching trips for days. Hahahahaha! Dude, from when did watching birds become an interesting activity?
10. Unpalatable Food
The food is just Eew! Definitely not eating these.
11. Dreary Night Life, Music & Festivals
They say music runs in the veins of the people from Pokhara. Very funny, where does the blood run then, in pipe lines? Haa!