No matter what the problem is, internet always comes to our rescure. Need a job? Find it online. Need a girlfriend? Find her online. Don’t know how to cook? Google the recipe. Don’t know where to go on a vacation? Look for it on internet. Want to become a billionaire without working? GTFO! In short, internet is the new god, well almost. And the best use of it is, of course, killing some good hours. So, like every other day, I was going through my social media handles to kill boredom at work (I hope my boss is not reading this and if he is, I only have one thing to say, you’re a jerk) and dang, I found an absolutely entertaining Twitter handle and I was like, “Holy shit! Why TF didn’t I come across this any sooner? This is all I was missing in my life.” I am telling you guys, this is pure gold. I have no idea who the person behind this account is, but I am gonna find you and I am gonna tell you that you’re awesome! Here are some of my favorite tweets posted on this amazingly entertaining handle. Take a look.
That famous prank you used to do with your classmates pic.twitter.com/xRgAzjAeZF
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) June 5, 2016
When Mom asks you and your brother to bath early Saturday Morning! pic.twitter.com/rZUKkijs5N
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) June 11, 2016
This is how – मेरा नातेदार हरु मेरो बाआमा लाई support गर्छन , मैले गाली खाईराको बेला ! pic.twitter.com/EJLwWKa7qh
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) June 10, 2016
Pic 1: रक्सि ठिक्क खाएसी
Pic 2 :रक्सि धेरै खाएसी pic.twitter.com/JaadUP93UG— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) June 8, 2016
Your Face during the VIVA .. When teacher asks you questions from the topic you haven’t heard about. pic.twitter.com/BYUeMzY2M0
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) June 6, 2016
When you meet your dushman friend infront of your dad ! pic.twitter.com/KeoBp40rkD
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) June 6, 2016
*Me trying to impress my bae*
Pic 1 : Before
Pic 2 : After pic.twitter.com/vFJK8lw9lH— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) June 5, 2016
Your reaction when your friend put compass/pen on your seat. And you sit on it. pic.twitter.com/YGaD3RSxPL
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) June 5, 2016
Your face when you are also waiting for tea , but it gets served to the guest only.. pic.twitter.com/03i4xO0hhe
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) June 3, 2016
When you are so Happy with ur results that U decide to tear off the result sheet from the notice board and take home pic.twitter.com/bN3nHK4FKK
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) June 1, 2016
When you are supposed to join a Gym but you wasted all your money on Weed! pic.twitter.com/pyqgVCazsx
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) May 31, 2016
Your face when your friend tells you, He is getting late for an important work but you know he is going on a date! pic.twitter.com/Gd6w1XMxWd
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) May 30, 2016
Me pretending as if I don’t recognize my boyfriend , In front of my Parents! pic.twitter.com/wFZa0ChOEm
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) May 30, 2016
When you gotta pee but someone is already inside the toilet for too long pic.twitter.com/93dOPcS3qq
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) May 30, 2016
When mom tell you ” दुध उमाल्न राखेको छु , हेरिराख ”
But you forget ! pic.twitter.com/5tAAXhcW66— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) May 30, 2016
When your mom has her chappal in her hand and asks ” Who started the fight? ” pic.twitter.com/KsQ6wAt6KD
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) May 30, 2016
When you are hiding one football inside your t-shirt and still want another one! pic.twitter.com/oIxrMc4Klp
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) May 29, 2016
When you want to be in politics and Dance at the same time! pic.twitter.com/kwdSuLijtl
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) May 29, 2016
When your house is destroyed by earthquake and all you have is your party wear! pic.twitter.com/VjHDtLsoV2
— Offensive Nepali (@NepaliOffensive) May 29, 2016
Can’t get enough of ’em, eh? There are lots of them. Just make sure you read them before this fella gets arrested and is sent to some other planet by the authorities. You can find the handle HERE. Enjoy!
